Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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