i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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