Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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