If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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