I am full of burrito and curiosity
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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