if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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