My brain says no but my pants say off.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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