do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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