Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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