there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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