he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
All the doctor said was why
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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