only you would photoshop your dick
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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