question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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