Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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