do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
