If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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