I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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