Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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