Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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