what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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