what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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