It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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