party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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