lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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