that's an acceptable place to lick
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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