Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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