your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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