Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
These tits shall not be calmed
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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