so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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