just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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