It's like God shit irony all over that family
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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