This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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