Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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