did you get engaged???
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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