ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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