I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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