I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
try to milk me bitch
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