There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
