Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We left the knife in your bed.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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