Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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