People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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