This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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