she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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