no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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