): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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