My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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