WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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