Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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