Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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