brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
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I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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