Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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