A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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