I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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