We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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