is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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