I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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