i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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