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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background

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  hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.

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• (914): View more from New York

  you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.

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• (716): View more from New York

  After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant

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• (972): View more from Texas

  My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is

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• (661): View more from California

  Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  there was so much lube in my brother's closet...

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I think pants incapable of making pants work

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Can we climb Your roof?

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  No bitch its 2am go home.

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