Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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