Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am full of burrito and curiosity
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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