Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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